In someones head (their thoughts) My Boyfriend James.

My girlfriend always says, “Hairy Hubert shave your beard”, I reply, “Ill do what I want when I want to do it Im a working boy you know”. Hibs, come on hibs, play better, better football, better style, come on hibs. I love my football can’t wait till every wednesday to play at the Pitz, leading goalscorer oh yeah!! Andy Murray on the Xbox? or Fifa? or even Pro Evo? Oh My God huge decisions! Whys she tickling me? So I play fight, “You’ve been warned have you not? Aye thought so!”