don’t sit with your mouth agape and stare.

let him look down your top

passing by – by accident

(oh my god, what rubbish, how humiliating)

look him right in the eye. smile.

don’t beam like a fool. put your feet together

nicely, like so. don’t hold your knees

apart. only when he’s looking.

(oh my god, what rubbish, how tempting)

know, when his gaze is tied to your body,

use it.

don’t act like a fool.

be a real woman, wait, until he takes

the first step.

talk to him, if you really want to, if he’s mum.

only for god’s sake – don’t act like a fool.