The old school game!
Eton v Westminster!
Ding! Ding!
In the yellow corner… Lib Dem!
In the blue… Tory!
Gum-shields in and the whistle blows!
The first punch from the yellow – budget cuts?
-Parry-
The second from the blue – education policies?
-Dodge-

A rabbit punch!
Queensberry rules, gone!
Ding! Ding!
Man down in the yellow corner!
Man in the blue – standing!
Sponges come out as the match ends!
The winner is undeclared – a tie?
-Hardly-
For each question thrown – any answers?
-Punch!-