Dos & don’ts – BOY

Never say that things will work out somehow – put an effort to make them work;  chill out and take life easy. Shut the toilet lid unless you want your wife to divorce you. I won’t have a wife who would divorce me for such a reason… Oh, silly man – all women are the same, they only care about a clean house and your money -you’ll remember my words one day; honey, don’t worry about your appearance, you aren’t pretty but it doesn’t matter as long you’re a religious man; and keep your back straight; remember that you will go to hell if you don’t confess at least once a month;  you should sleep with a woman before you marry her; you can’t sleep with a woman before you merry her! Always brush your teeth and say a prayer before you go to bed; don’t mark your books with a highlighter – you might want to sell them one day. Keep all the little boxes and things you are sure you will never use again – you will need them once you throw them away. Love won’t last forever if you don’t look after it – take care of your relationship. Follow the rules; break the rules. What rules?

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3 comments

  1. I really like this article, it’s like a scene from a movie where the domineering mother rants and raves the most random advice but somewhere deep down there’s quite a bit of truth in what she says. I also like the randomness where the advice jumps from going to confession and being religious, to teeth brushing. 🙂 enjoyable and well written.

  2. I really like this article, it’s like a scene from a movie where the domineering mother rants and raves the most random advice but somewhere deep down there’s quite a bit of truth in what she says. I also like the randomness where the advice jumps from going to confession and being religious, to teeth brushing. 😉 enjoyable and well written.

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